This Easter a friend Dave and his 5-year old son Oscar had the following conversation:
Oscar: Dad who’s that man that they hung on a cross [names not being Oscar’s strong point!].
Dave: Oh that would be Jesus.
Oscar: Yes that’s him, we played Jesus at school the other day.
Dave: What do you mean you played Jesus?
Oscar: Well we got this boy and tied him to a piece of wood with his arms out.
Dave: Oscar I don’t think it’s a very good idea to do that to a boy.
Oscar: Oh it’s ok Dad, I was God, so I untied him!